Mark and I were traveling through Kentucky a couple weekends ago. Everytime we do, I like to stop at The Party Source because they have a great selection of spirits.
That's where I find this awesome rum from a company called VooDooRum. It's RedRum. They were out, don't carry it anymore and I was irritated because I hear this every other time I go.

Anyway. As I was checking out, the lady--lady, not girl--asked for my i.d. I jokingly said, as I handed over my driver license, "because I look 16" *wink*.
She said: "We have to card everyone who looks under 30."

My jaw dropped. I didn't say another word.
She looked at my DOB and gave me the thumbs-up signal land said: "good job!".
40 years old and still gettin' carded.